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2,032 hits Rate me! Share Favorite | Flag 15 years ago by Killraven

You`re greeting Queen Elizabeth II in public when she accidentally cuts a loud disgusting-sounding fart. Do you gallantly claim responsibility, or point and laugh at her instead?


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15 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Sunday 7/16/06 - 8:54:55 PM EST (GMT-5)
I'd think I'd be too shocked and horrified to at.
15 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Monday 7/17/06 - 8:02:27 AM EST (GMT-5)
I would say, very politely, "Speak again, oh toothless one."
15 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Monday 7/17/06 - 8:15:47 AM EST (GMT-5)
I'd look for a nearby object to shift the blame onto, thereby leaving it to everyone else to accept the impossible or point out that the queen farted.

"Oh my, the fire hydrant is making that noise again"

15 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Monday 7/17/06 - 8:28:46 AM EST (GMT-5)
I would probably cover my nose.
15 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Monday 7/17/06 - 11:04:30 AM EST (GMT-5)
I would want to be nice and claim it was me but in truth I would probably crack up laughing.
15 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Monday 7/17/06 - 11:06:37 AM EST (GMT-5)
I'd ignore it. Plus royalty doesnt fart everyone knows that. They have a fartectomy.
15 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Tuesday 7/18/06 - 1:33:17 AM EST (GMT-5)
On 7/17/2006 8:15:47 AM InstinctSage wrote:
I'd look for a nearby object to shift the blame onto, thereby leaving it to everyone else to accept the impossible or point out that the queen farted. "Oh my, the fire hydrant is making that noise again"

Brilliant answer...I am imagining Eric Idle or someone from Monty Python dressed as a woman saying this in a very fake high-pitched voice.

15 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Tuesday 7/18/06 - 1:50:42 AM EST (GMT-5)
i would just pretend that i didn't hear it, because it would be embaressing for the both of us
15 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Tuesday 7/18/06 - 2:17:36 PM EST (GMT-5)
I imagine I'd just ignore it; that's what I do whenever anyone farts.
15 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Monday 7/24/06 - 8:26:31 AM EST (GMT-5)
I'd ignore it, but i think the Queen would be honest and politely pardon herself and move on.
15 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Sunday 8/20/06 - 4:19:04 PM EST (GMT-5)
Neither.
15 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Monday 8/21/06 - 3:17:28 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 7/16/2006 8:51:25 PM Kungfullama wrote:
First off, best question ever. I'd take cresit for it, out of respect for her. And the fact that big ones like that are something to pride yourself on regardless.

LAWL !!!!!!! Best RESPONSE ever :P... ... ... but seriously... I'd make fun of her, only because she'd be self-conscious about it... (OMG Royalty must not FART !!... lest it lessens the peons' opinion of us !!!)

15 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Saturday 9/16/06 - 7:16:51 AM EST (GMT-5)
lol, I'd love the chance
15 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Saturday 9/16/06 - 7:18:36 AM EST (GMT-5)
I hate to admit it but I would laugh so hard I'd piss myself.
15 yrs ago, 3 mos ago - Wednesday 10/25/06 - 6:57:21 AM EST (GMT-5)
I'd NEVER claim responsibility, I'd probably ignore what had happened, and have a little giggle to myself once she had passed.
15 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Thursday 10/26/06 - 11:38:46 AM EST (GMT-5)
I would hold my breath.
15 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Thursday 10/26/06 - 11:46:33 AM EST (GMT-5)
Hey I saw her on one of those walkabout things! I shook her hand! (my claim to fame).

If she had farted, I would have looked at her all disgusted and walked off.

15 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Thursday 10/26/06 - 11:55:41 AM EST (GMT-5)
I would definitely say, "Excuse you, your highness. I see the cheese did not agree with you too well today."
15 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Friday 12/22/06 - 4:21:34 PM EST (GMT-5)
I'd blame it on Bush.
15 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Friday 12/22/06 - 4:34:58 PM EST (GMT-5)
I'd probably point and laugh!
15 yrs ago - Wednesday 12/27/06 - 6:36:15 PM EST (GMT-5)
i'd just pretend i didnt hear anything
14 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Sunday 2/11/07 - 9:59:58 PM EST (GMT-5)
I would let go a louder, juicier fart and say "BEAT THAT YOUR HIGHNESS!"
14 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Sunday 2/11/07 - 10:45:35 PM EST (GMT-5)
When this happens in a formal situations, I ignore it and frantically try not to laugh.
14 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Sunday 2/11/07 - 10:49:19 PM EST (GMT-5)
The polite thing to do, regardless of who farts, is to ignore the fart as though it hadn't happened at all.

This is true whether the farter is royalty or a bum.

14 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Sunday 2/11/07 - 10:53:14 PM EST (GMT-5)
I would pretend nothing happened. Besides, it is well known that elderly people have more problems with flatulence than younger people.

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