Yeah I was SO lucky! I had just moved to a new town and was on my way to a job interview, and was lost and afraid I'd be late. Turns out the suburb I was in is the most anal as far as speeding and cops go, and I got pulled over by the chief or commander or something - he wasn't even a regular cop. I was going 52 in a 20pmh school zone ... I didn't even know there was a school there but all the kids were walking there so he was freaking out on me about the kids and how fast I was going. I wasn't even in my own car, I had my out of state license and was driving a car with tags from a third state - I explained to him I was late and was rushing and new to town, etc., and he said he could prevent me from getting my Iowa license. But then he said he would let me off with a warning and an order to get a new license and tags soon. I tell people the story and to this day people are amazed I got away with a warning in that town's school zone

I was never CAUGHT going 25 over

so i see that makes two of us

More like an expensive ticket.

no, my car wont go 25 miles over the speed limit

Yea I was doing 55 in a 25

Nope, outran the cops.
Bad joke... anyway, no.

Yep, flashed a badge - No problem

yup- i got a warning for "reckless driving" in vegas. something about you cant drive 112 in the desert.

Nope, I've only ever gotten pulled over for going 10 mph over the speed limit.

cant drive....

My dad was given one for that. He was going like 80 in a 45 mile and hour zone.

^^^ He talked his way out of it.

yes, a couple of times.