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9,764 hits 3.3 (20 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 18 years ago by Cheese King

Futurama Quotes
Funny quotes from the animated show.
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18 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Tuesday 7/13/04 - 4:28:05 AM EST (GMT-5)
Funny quotes from the animated show. This was just too funny to keep to myself.
18 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Tuesday 7/13/04 - 4:28:26 AM EST (GMT-5)
I like:
Neutral Vice President: Your Neutralness, it's a beige alert.
Neutral President: If I don't survive, tell my wife "Hello."
18 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Tuesday 7/13/04 - 6:03:06 AM EST (GMT-5)
This is a good site. I love futurama
18 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Tuesday 7/13/04 - 8:31:45 AM EST (GMT-5)
very funny I have recently become a fan of the show thanks to adult swim on cartoon network.
18 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Tuesday 7/13/04 - 9:37:00 AM EST (GMT-5)
*heart explodes with joy*

I've been following Futurama since day one. This is great.

18 yrs ago - Tuesday 7/13/04 - 5:17:02 PM EST (GMT-5)
lol some of these are great....

Fry: Can I do the countdown?
Leela: Huh? Oh, sure. Knock yourself out.
Fry: Ten.
[ship takes off]
Fry: Nine.
[ship reaches the moon]
Leela: Okay, we're here.
Fry: [quietly] Eightsevensixfivefourthreetwooneblastoff

Bender: Let's face it, comedy is a dead art form. Now tragedy, ha ha ha, that's funny.

18 yrs ago - Tuesday 7/13/04 - 5:27:13 PM EST (GMT-5)
That's classic Fry.
18 yrs ago - Tuesday 7/13/04 - 10:19:14 PM EST (GMT-5)
Ermmm...I didn't know where to ask this, but can you submit sites that you think should be on i-am-bored? If so, can you please tell me how?
18 yrs ago - Wednesday 7/14/04 - 12:12:36 PM EST (GMT-5)
When you have 1000 posts or you're a key member you can add links at
18 yrs ago - Wednesday 7/14/04 - 11:10:44 PM EST (GMT-5)
Oh, okay! Thanks!
18 yrs ago - Thursday 7/15/04 - 2:07:55 PM EST (GMT-5)
I love this show
18 yrs ago - Monday 7/19/04 - 1:19:09 PM EST (GMT-5)
18 yrs ago - Tuesday 7/20/04 - 8:42:05 AM EST (GMT-5)
Dr. Zoidberg: Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain.
[Fry opens his mouth]
Dr. Zoidberg: No, no, not that mouth.
Fry: I only have one.
Dr. Zoidberg: Really?
Fry: Uh... is there a human doctor around?
Dr. Zoidberg: Young lady, I am an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it and say "brglgrglgrrr"!
Fry: Uh... brglgrglgrglgrrr!
Dr. Zoidberg: What? My mother was a saint! Get out!

[Gunther the Monkey runs away]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Oh, I always feared he would run off like this. Why? WHY? WHY didn't I break his legs?

I love these quotes!

15 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Wednesday 10/4/06 - 3:43:29 AM EST (GMT-5)
Futrama rokcs it's so funny Dr Zoidberg is the best
14 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Sunday 9/2/07 - 10:43:06 PM EST (GMT-5)
wow last post for this yah!
14 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Monday 9/3/07 - 9:14:13 AM EST (GMT-5)
o rly?

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