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5,127 hits 3.0 (3 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 18 years ago by Cheese King

Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
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18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Monday 10/20/03 - 10:55:58 AM EST (GMT-5)
This is a fun one. You missed the full-on war that caused the widespread death of so many people because you were making yourself another espresso at the company's snack kitchen. Your life isn't anything of value, but you're here anyway - might as well make the most of it and set up a .com to rent movies to half-melted soldier carcasses. A couple of banner ads and you'll be laughing, you sick new media parasite.
18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Monday 10/20/03 - 10:56:16 AM EST (GMT-5)
18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Monday 10/20/03 - 11:10:27 AM EST (GMT-5)
Must kill, ha ha, ha ha! Death! Playground antics! Cake and cheese! Yes! you're an

Insane ninja child!
The blast must have hit you particularly strong, because you've gained a billion new superpowers and can take on anyone you want. Even that kid Gunrock-with-nine-arms from down the street. Only problem is, it's driven you completely insane and you now have a thirst for blood equalled only by your thirst for vengeance and peeing in the kitchen bin.

No, stop! That's what the toilet's for. Stop I say!


18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Monday 10/20/03 - 1:48:24 PM EST (GMT-5)
im an insane ninja child too! fantabulous!
18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Monday 10/20/03 - 3:02:21 PM EST (GMT-5)

18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Monday 10/20/03 - 3:03:32 PM EST (GMT-5)
i was that kid you hated at school. wow.
18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 10/21/03 - 12:22:07 AM EST (GMT-5)
It said I was Arnold Schwarzenegger and perhaps an insane joke on God's part. That joke part sounds about right.
18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 10/21/03 - 12:44:50 AM EST (GMT-5)
A new media professional!
You missed the full-on war that caused the widespread death of so many people because you were making yourself another espresso at the company's snack kitchen. Your life isn't anything of value, but you're here anyway - might as well make the most of it and set up a .com to rent movies to half-melted soldier carcasses. A couple of banner ads and you'll be laughing, you sick new media parasite.

18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 10/21/03 - 1:11:20 PM EST (GMT-5)
"I am the Governator, prepair to be governed"

Arnold Schwarzenegger!

Maker of mediocre action pics and son of an actual Nazi, you're perhaps an insane joke on God's part. Why should you survive while others perish? Is it your hair, your brains or that manly gap in your teeth? Is it because you're going to lead California to a new tomorrow? Is it because you've paid someone enough money so that radiation doesn't harm you? Are you a real cyborg?

Arnold is the new Jesus. Stat.

18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 10/21/03 - 6:11:35 PM EST (GMT-5)
A new media professional!
You missed the full-on war that caused the widespread death of so many people because you were making yourself another espresso at the company's snack kitchen. Your life isn't anything of value, but you're here anyway - might as well make the most of it and set up a .com to rent movies to half-melted soldier carcasses. A couple of banner ads and you'll be laughing, you sick new media parasite.

18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 10/22/03 - 7:26:52 AM EST (GMT-5)
I'm That kid you hated at school!

18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 10/22/03 - 7:27:06 AM EST (GMT-5)
Whoops...forgot this bit

More irritating than even that kid who you took a dislike to at school, you'll live on as one of the many reasons you'll never want to go back to being a child. The annoying laugh, that needling competitiveness with everything you do, the desire to be better, meaner, first, first, first, first, first ...

Remember when you taped his buttocks together, hung him from a tree and then swung from his gonads, chanting "I am the monkey king"? Even a full scale nuclear apocalypse won't shake off the little bastard, apparently.

18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 10/22/03 - 7:44:31 AM EST (GMT-5)
Wow...I got Zombie! How the hell did that happen?
18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 10/22/03 - 8:25:40 AM EST (GMT-5)
That kid you hated at school!
More irritating than even that kid who you took a dislike to at school, you'll live on as one of the many reasons you'll never want to go back to being a child. The annoying laugh, that needling competitiveness with everything you do, the desire to be better, meaner, first, first, first, first, first ...

Remember when you taped his buttocks together, hung him from a tree and then swung from his gonads, chanting "I am the monkey king"? Even a full scale nuclear apocalypse won't shake off the little bastard, apparently.


18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 10/22/03 - 4:52:57 PM EST (GMT-5)
Yes! Tom Jones Baby!
18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 10/22/03 - 8:30:33 PM EST (GMT-5)
insane ninja kid
18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 10/22/03 - 8:51:40 PM EST (GMT-5)
I got Tom Jones as well!
18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Thursday 10/23/03 - 7:15:36 AM EST (GMT-5)
Same as Pegasus. Bloody funny site. LOL
18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Thursday 10/23/03 - 12:59:22 PM EST (GMT-5)

18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Thursday 10/23/03 - 10:26:09 PM EST (GMT-5)
i'm the swiss.
18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Friday 10/24/03 - 3:32:55 AM EST (GMT-5)
That kid you hated at school!
More irritating than even that kid who you took a dislike to at school, you'll live on as one of the many reasons you'll never want to go back to being a child. The annoying laugh, that needling competitiveness with everything you do, the desire to be better, meaner, first, first, first, first, first ...

Remember when you taped his buttocks together, hung him from a tree and then swung from his gonads, chanting "I am the monkey king"? Even a full scale nuclear apocalypse won't shake off the little bastard, apparently.

18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Friday 10/24/03 - 3:43:06 AM EST (GMT-5)

18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Friday 10/24/03 - 12:10:22 PM EST (GMT-5)

18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Friday 10/24/03 - 10:24:51 PM EST (GMT-5)
Tom Jones!
Forged from molten steel beneath the Earth's crust seven hundred million years ago, you are like a great big hairy Welsh crooner of iron. Which is just a well, because it's all-out death time! And great big steel fighting machines tend to survive that kind of thing.

It's good to know your music will live on. Truly, it is.

18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Saturday 10/25/03 - 12:30:02 AM EST (GMT-5)
I wanted to get a Tom JOnes typa guy, but I kept getting Media or Hate Kid.

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