Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
 
They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine. They’re such jerks!!!!! Joke Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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My Living Will

Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, jus (more)


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