Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like 
alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.

As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did anything wrong. Jack had to 
force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of 
aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a 
single red rose!

Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. 
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly 
clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he 
sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he 
notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with 
little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick!:

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Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like
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