A Girls Prayer: 
 
  Lord, 
  Before I lay me down to sleep, 
  I pray for a man, who's not a creep, 
  One who thinks before he speaks, 
  When he promises to call, he won't  wait weeks. 
  I pray that he is gainfully employed, 
  And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. 
  Pulls out my chair and opens my door, 
  Massages my back and begs to do more. 
  Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind, 
  Knows just what to say, when I ask Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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A Girls Prayer:

Lord,
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call, he w
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