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From the Journal of chips2001 | mood: Cautious

I am Death. I am the destroyer of worlds (If you are a chicken).

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13 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 8/10/09 - 12:51:59 PM EST (GMT-5)
I'm eating a chicken salad which contains a boiled egg and it occurs to me

that

I am the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end. I eat the unfertilised, unborn chickens and I eat the fully grown.

If chickens have [by some chance] a fully functioning society, capable of some kind of verbal communication, then I am the person they tell scary stories about.

I am the monster under the beds of baby chicks, I am the boogeyman of the chicken world.

I am ill. I am drinking soup made from their bones.

13 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 8/10/09 - 12:53:53 PM EST (GMT-5)
I have the same exact thoughts whenever I eat a chicken omelet.

It's empowering.
13 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 8/10/09 - 12:54:15 PM EST (GMT-5)
Dya think they'll like it wrapped in my enchillada sauce???

Although I do feel like sparing the chicken's with your little speech there.
13 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 8/10/09 - 12:56:14 PM EST (GMT-5)
If you were a chicken and aware that you were a chicken, you'd have to be pretty pissed off at your lot in life, I think.
13 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 8/10/09 - 12:56:38 PM EST (GMT-5)
Really?

I prefer free range.
13 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 8/10/09 - 12:57:40 PM EST (GMT-5)
You're the monster under the bed of human society too, so you should be used to it.
13 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 8/10/09 - 12:58:22 PM EST (GMT-5)
I think my brain sees chicken and cows as some kind of vegetable, tbh.
13 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 8/10/09 - 12:59:52 PM EST (GMT-5)

13 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 8/10/09 - 1:01:28 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Monday 8/10/09 - 12:57:40 PM Evil_Fishie wrote:
You're the monster under the bed of human society too, so you should be used to it.


Sleep with one eye open, fishie.
13 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 8/10/09 - 1:02:08 PM EST (GMT-5)
I sleep with both eyes open.
Apparently it's freaky.
13 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 8/10/09 - 1:04:14 PM EST (GMT-5)
I think Nick Park did a movie about this...
13 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 8/10/09 - 1:04:18 PM EST (GMT-5)

13 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 8/10/09 - 1:04:55 PM EST (GMT-5)
Damn it's smallness! But you get the point.

ALL HAIL GALACTUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 8/10/09 - 1:06:10 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Monday 8/10/09 - 1:02:08 PM Evil_Fishie wrote:
I sleep with both eyes open. Apparently it's freaky.


IT IS FREAKY. YOU ARE A FREAK, MR FREAKAZOID.

On Monday 8/10/09 - 1:04:18 PM marvelheroes wrote:
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Are you applying for a job as a herald?
13 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 8/10/09 - 1:07:36 PM EST (GMT-5)
If you ask me chips, the chicks had it coming to them. Chickens too.
13 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 8/10/09 - 1:08:31 PM EST (GMT-5)
I also punch in my sleep. Usually it's the wall, and I wake up with bleeding knuckles.
13 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 8/10/09 - 1:12:26 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Monday 8/10/09 - 1:08:31 PM Evil_Fishie wrote:
I also punch in my sleep. Usually it's the wall, and I wake up with bleeding knuckles.


What the hell, dude? Are you fighting some kind of dream war?
13 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 8/10/09 - 1:13:10 PM EST (GMT-5)
Apparently so.
Last guy I slept with, he said it was funny watching me.
13 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 8/10/09 - 1:15:17 PM EST (GMT-5)
You're like a Vietnam veteran with a thousand yard stare and an itchy trigger finger.
13 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 8/10/09 - 1:17:35 PM EST (GMT-5)
So God, what's your next act going to be? Fish and caviar?
13 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 8/10/09 - 1:17:38 PM EST (GMT-5)
Must be the cheese before bedtime.
13 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 8/10/09 - 1:17:59 PM EST (GMT-5)
YOUSTAYAWAYFROMTHEFISH!
13 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 8/10/09 - 1:20:10 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Monday 8/10/09 - 1:17:35 PM cpayne wrote:
So God, what's your next act going to be? Fish and caviar?


I tell you, if I were a little fonder of caviar, I'd do it. But I'm thinking of expanding my repertoire. I don't see why the animal kingdom should be the only lifeforms to be ravaged by my appetite.

SWEETCORN AND BABY CORN. I CHOOSE YOU!
13 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 8/10/09 - 1:22:10 PM EST (GMT-5)
Corn is vile
13 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 8/10/09 - 1:22:44 PM EST (GMT-5)
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

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