`If I wanted to act like a c*nt I`d troll your journals and talk sh*t about your pathetic cholesterol, how f*cking stupid you must be to answer phones for a living and make half what your `hubby` makes, and how nobody GAF about your privileged, childless vacation concerns.

But I don`t. Instead I make self-deprecating posts about a silly exchange with my wife of 19 years, 11 months, and 20 days.` ~IRLITeach(Douche)

`Are you capable of making an actual point, or really just that dull?` ~dacash