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184 years old
(decline to state), Ohio, Eastern US
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Member Since: 11/4/2004
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| Interests: |
Dogs
/ Sci-Fi
/ Animals
/ Music
/ Astronomy
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(None)
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| Birthday: | 9/23/1837
(184 Years Old)
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IM Name: dutchessofdarkness1 |
| Occupation: | N/A |
| Marital Status: |
Dating
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| Sexual Preference: |
Straight |
| Religion: |
Christian |
| Politics: |
(Decline to State) |
| Fav. Movie: | Return to me |
| Fav. TV Show: | none |
| Fav. Book: | The Ultimate Hitchhiker`s Guide To The Galaxy. |
| Fav. Song: | Raisin` Cain`s-I Did |
| Fav. Food: | Pizza |
| Fav. Car: | my prescious Cadillac that is no more... |
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It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much...while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. Curiously enough, the dolphins dad long known the impending destruction of the plant Earth and had made many attempts to alert mankind to the danger; but most of their communications were misinterpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs or whistle for tidbits, so they eventually gave up and left the Earth by their own means... The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the `Star-Spangled Banner,` but in fact the message was this: So Long and Thanks For All The Fish
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