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Jesus Being a Jerk - Somehow, I don't think these are the original captions for these photos. Warning: language.

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Friday 4/23/10 - 12:00:06 PM
They're only funny pictures. Stop getting worked up over them; that's retarded. If your faith can't stand up to a little bit of criticism, then it is weak. You don't have the right to complain because it's the internet; you don't have to be on here if you're thin skinned.
In short, if it offends you, then don't bother looking. After all, a lot of people find this insanely funny.
Friday 4/23/10 - 12:07:29 PM
the cow one made me giggle
Friday 4/23/10 - 1:45:37 PM
This should be removed this is blaspheme to our Lord how dare you.
Friday 4/23/10 - 1:48:01 PM
On Saturday 4/10/10 - 3:44:40 PM leoxmary wrote:
This should be removed
On Wednesday 4/21/10 - 1:08:37 AM Pathend wrote:
Yeah, but it won't. And why? Because Jesus is a jerk.

Ya sure he just died on the cross so insted of burning in hell you could go to heaven, But that does not matter to YOU.
John (3:16)
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
Friday 4/23/10 - 3:14:27 PM
my guess as to the original captions of these is "Jesus guides us everywhere. He helps us with everything." something along those lines.
Friday 4/23/10 - 3:16:10 PM
On Saturday 4/10/10 - 3:44:40 PM leoxmary wrote:
This shouldn't be removed


Right!
Friday 4/23/10 - 4:37:04 PM
wow i hate religous discutions shut up there is no god and all you god fearing ppl will understand this when the world ends in 2012
Friday 4/23/10 - 4:38:53 PM
On Friday 4/23/10 - 4:37:04 PM arson24 wrote:
wow i hate religous discutions shut up there is no god and all you god fearing ppl will understand this when the world ends in 2012

The world will end the way God said in the bible.
Psalms (14:1)
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Friday 4/23/10 - 7:06:19 PM
On Friday 4/23/10 - 4:37:04 PM arson24 wrote:
wow i hate religous discutions shut up there is no god and all you god fearing ppl will understand this when the world ends in 2012


The same could be said about you being a gullible fear-monger too with your doomsday conspiracy sh*t.

These pictures made me laugh a lot. And you're all just giving this leoxmary character the attention they were asking for.
Friday 4/23/10 - 9:54:46 PM
i never said i believed in jesus or not i'm just saying have some respect for people that do.

but if you weren't so busy tryin to cuss me out you'd have seen that.
Saturday 4/24/10 - 1:07:47 PM
The 6th one is HILARIOUS!
"He's been here all morning. Just ignore him until the police arrive."
Saturday 4/24/10 - 6:29:30 PM
On Friday 4/23/10 - 1:48:01 PM BellaKazza wrote:
Ya sure he just died on the cross so insted of burning in hell you could go to heaven, But that does not matter to YOU. John (3:16) For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

i second that, do you have any idea how much he really did for you because if you did you would NOT go around making a mockery of him like that. Plus, its just stupid to say the F word after everything. All you fricken idiots I hope you die!
Saturday 4/24/10 - 6:33:52 PM
On Friday 4/23/10 - 12:00:06 PM pedalmetal wrote:
They're only funny pictures. Stop getting worked up over them; that's retarded. If your faith can't stand up to a little bit of criticism, then it is weak. You don't have the right to complain because it's the internet; you don't have to be on here if you're thin skinned. In short, if it offends you, then don't bother looking. After all, a lot of people find this insanely funny.

wow like five found it funny and plus standing up against critisizm and standing up for your religeon does not make it weak, in fact, a strong person who is not afraid of critisizing questions and accusations will stand up for their beleifs. I don't beleive in sitting back in fear and emarassment while people attack me and my faith. I will stand up for truth and rightousness!
Saturday 4/24/10 - 6:39:37 PM
We are daughters of our Heavenly Father who loves us and we love him. We will stand for truth and rightousness in at all times in all things and in all places as we strive to live the young women values which are
faith
devine nature
individual worth
knowledge
choice and accountabillity
good woorks
integrity and
virtue
we beleive as we come to accept and act upon these values we will be prepared to strengthen home and family make and keep sacred covinants receive the ordinances of the temple and enjoy the blessings of exhaltation. I will stand for ttruth and rightousness!
Sunday 4/25/10 - 2:39:44 AM

Tuesday 4/27/10 - 10:52:29 PM
^ Awesome. I think it was pretty obvious that something like this was going to get a massive (and unnecessary) religious argument. After all, its just a few pictures that are supposed to be funny. Nothing truly against Christianity.
Monday 5/3/10 - 12:37:06 AM
I like the doctor one.
Tuesday 5/4/10 - 12:01:55 AM
On Saturday 4/10/10 - 3:44:40 PM leoxmary wrote:
This should be removed


You should be removed.
Tuesday 5/4/10 - 9:40:12 AM
Why don't all you Christians just drat off.

You truly are a massive shower of private parts.
Saturday 5/8/10 - 12:06:33 AM
On Tuesday 5/4/10 - 9:40:12 AM Atheist78 wrote:
Why don't all you Christians just drat off. You truly are a massive shower of private parts.

you know people are entitled to their opinions including those who do not beleive in christ but either way we have the same right you do to be on here expressing our opinions
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