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Agency makes breaking up easier
A total wuss can pay the Grim Reaper of the dating world.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/5381250.stm
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Wednesday 9/27/06 - 10:55:29 AM
lol

He's called the terminator, and he's from Germany

Wednesday 9/27/06 - 11:00:06 AM
There is a new T.V. show like this on the oxygen network. It is called "Breaking up with Shannon Doherty." Same basic premise. These people are pathetic
Wednesday 9/27/06 - 11:45:27 AM
Well, there it is--money can buy just about anything!
Wednesday 9/27/06 - 12:45:35 PM
Terminator: "Hello, is this Mary?"
Mary: "Yes? Why? Whos calling?"
Terminator: "Mary, i have bad news... its about Bob..."
Mary: "Oh my god! NO! NO! NO! I TOLD HIM NOT TO GO! OH MY G... *Gasp* *Gasp* *Thump*
Terminator: "Mary? ... No Bob's fine... Mary? ... Mary?
Noise on the Phone: "OH my god! Grandma just had a stroke!"
Wednesday 9/27/06 - 12:51:32 PM
Hmm... It would be funny to give the guy a random number found in the phone book.
Wednesday 9/27/06 - 3:09:45 PM
I'll do this job for nothing...just give me your partner's number and I'll do the rest. I'm not even joking...the satisfaction of hearing them cry will be payment enough for me =)
Wednesday 9/27/06 - 3:51:44 PM
Heh.
Wednesday 9/27/06 - 4:02:15 PM
OOO realy Heh, I just look this video clip and realy HEH Poor Guy
Wednesday 9/27/06 - 4:17:14 PM
Um...okay lol. What's the point?
Wednesday 9/27/06 - 9:25:03 PM
only for wimps ... who the hell wates money paying someone else to break up for them???!!!!!
Wednesday 9/27/06 - 9:40:03 PM
I can see it now:
Woman: *picks up phone* Hello?
Terminator: You're dumped.
Woman: But I don't know you!
Terminator: You're still dumped.
- - -

Hm I expected it to go more like this:

Woman: Uhm . . . Hello?
Terminator: Hey, Jill.
Woman: OH MY GOD. WHO ARE YOU. HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME!!???!!!
Terminator: Steven told me.
Woman: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY STEVEY WEEVEY??!!!?
Terminator: Ma'am, calm down, but . . . he wants to break up with you.
Woman: THIS IS A PLAN ISN'T IT!!??? IT'S A PLAN FOR ME TO HATE MY STEEVY SO YOU CAN GET YOUR GRUBBY, STALKER HANDS ON ME!! -Hangs up-

Later . . .

Steven: So . . . How'd Jill take it?
Terminator: Uhmm . . . fine, fine.
Steven: Oh oka- -cellphone rings-
Steven: Hello?
Jill (on the phone): Oh my gawd!!! Honey!! You're all right!!! You won't believe what happened today!! This guy . . . He called me . . . and and and . . . he KNEW MY NAME. and he said you wanted to break up with me!! What a story, eh?&qu

Wednesday 9/27/06 - 9:41:24 PM
Damn that character counter. . .

Steven: Heh heh. Yeeeah, listen hon . . . I uhmmm. . . gotta go.

Wednesday 9/27/06 - 11:09:41 PM
hahahahahaha

hey what if a gay guy dumps another gay guy, thatd b sorta wierd

terminat0r:hello listen youve been dumped..john says he also needs his jewlery and curtains back
someguyontheotherend: *cried silently*

Thursday 9/28/06 - 12:29:16 AM
I wonder how much you have to shell out for him to put it in song?
Thursday 9/28/06 - 12:30:14 AM
And what if the guy wants a sympathy hug? Is it 10 cents a minute?
Thursday 9/28/06 - 1:35:47 PM
"I'm just the messanger"
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That doesn't stop a person from shooting them, now does it?
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