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I Won't Murder You - Profile from OKcupid dating site.

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Friday 4/29/11 - 6:45:27 AM
Profile from OKcupid dating site.
Saturday 4/30/11 - 3:24:45 AM
Creepy
Saturday 4/30/11 - 3:26:02 AM
If I grew out a creepy beard and stopped being reeeeally reeeeally reeedeekulusly good looooking, I could be him
Saturday 4/30/11 - 4:21:08 AM
lol
Saturday 4/30/11 - 5:23:17 AM
I feel so safe when I'm reading his profile.

In fact, I can't even imagine him murdering me.
Saturday 4/30/11 - 3:20:35 PM
I have a really weird feeling he might murder me.
Saturday 4/30/11 - 7:29:45 PM
On Saturday 4/30/11 - 3:20:35 PM Krasivaya wrote:
I have a really weird feeling he might murder me.

What are you talking about? He has ABSOLUTELY 100% NO INTENTION OR THOUGHT OF MURDERING YOU EVER LIKE SERIOUSLY.
Saturday 4/30/11 - 7:34:15 PM
I like the 'Diet: strictly anything.'
Saturday 4/30/11 - 9:27:04 PM
O.O
Sunday 5/1/11 - 11:08:11 AM
Creepy.
Sunday 5/1/11 - 8:14:32 PM
this scares me and made me laugh
Monday 5/2/11 - 12:30:08 PM
how gutted are those 'similar users' lol
Monday 5/2/11 - 5:00:18 PM
He seems nice. And it's cool that he won't murder me.
Monday 5/2/11 - 5:41:18 PM
On Monday 5/2/11 - 12:30:08 PM mudassar wrote:
how gutted are those 'similar users' lol

LOL
Monday 5/2/11 - 7:35:27 PM
omg. >.>
Monday 5/2/11 - 8:25:59 PM
did he really not do the last thing? or did he O.O

nah, he's mah fwend (nt rlly, i'ld be way creeped out, but i am crazee, so MAYBE.)
Wednesday 5/4/11 - 6:53:08 PM
How friendly.
Thursday 5/5/11 - 6:00:51 PM
A good way to meet an undercover cop. :P
Friday 5/6/11 - 4:30:44 AM
hahahahaha he's a f*****g weirdo who keeps his mothers underwear he should just go murder himself
Friday 5/6/11 - 1:15:41 PM
Haha, great, that's just great!
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