8 Movie Sex Cliches That Never Happen IRL

Real sex isn't nearly as lame as it is in movies.

The writing style make me think the author doesn't get any.

Anyway, sex scenes are extremely complex and must be determined100% prior contract signatures by actors. That's the part of the movie where you can't go "this isn'tworking, let's try something else.

This might hold true for U.S. movies, but the author of this piece needs to watch more Scandinavian movies

phhhtttt I've done 2 or 3 of those... maybe 4.

I *hate* masturbating without anything on top of me. Heavy duvets are best, but a quilt at least is needed if I want to get off in the slightest.

But then, Girls Don't Masturbate, I guess.