How Much is Your Sperm Worth?

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How Much is Your Sperm Worth?
Find out how much money you could be making at a sperm bank.
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Tuesday 12/15/09 - 9:54:01 PM
Find out how much money you could be making at a sperm bank.
Tuesday 12/15/09 - 11:24:25 PM
Twenty bucks. Woooo. Although I wasn't sure on some of the questions.
Tuesday 12/15/09 - 11:26:49 PM
20 bucks...
Tuesday 12/15/09 - 11:28:10 PM
$60 was my result. They should ask if you have any children as I think that would be a big plus to prove they can swim.
Tuesday 12/15/09 - 11:42:55 PM
20 bucks per teaspoon. There's a lot of teaspoons in one load of my jizz.
Tuesday 12/15/09 - 11:44:29 PM
$40 per specimen
Tuesday 12/15/09 - 11:46:25 PM
We just calculated my husband's. $60
I sense a side job!
Wednesday 12/16/09 - 12:05:20 AM
One specimen (teaspoon of semen) of your sperm is worth $20!
Expecting a little more?
Wednesday 12/16/09 - 12:06:19 AM
THink of how much money we have given away in our lifetimes!!!
Wednesday 12/16/09 - 12:09:14 AM
My useless husband's sperm is only worth $30. He has a Bachelor's in computer science and near perfect SATs but I guess 5 foot 9 is short.
Wednesday 12/16/09 - 12:31:00 AM
Useless! hahaha

"Oh, right, you expect me to swallow that cheap crap??"
Wednesday 12/16/09 - 12:35:35 AM
On Wednesday 12/16/09 - 12:31:00 AM Cindy_ wrote:
Useless! hahaha "Oh, right, you expect me to swallow that cheap crap??"


Hahaha. I'm so going to use that line...
Wednesday 12/16/09 - 1:05:36 AM
$25!
Wednesday 12/16/09 - 1:12:47 AM
On Wednesday 12/16/09 - 12:09:14 AM Carmella wrote:
My useless husband's sperm is only worth $30. He has a Bachelor's in computer science and near perfect SATs but I guess 5 foot 9 is short.

Not very grateful there? When theres been quite a few people getting below 30...
Wednesday 12/16/09 - 1:21:06 AM
I was totally joking. I love my husband and I was trying, and failing, to be humorous. I thought it was obvious.
Wednesday 12/16/09 - 1:23:16 AM
$100

Man, if its worth that kind of money I should just stop working and do that for a living.
Wednesday 12/16/09 - 2:15:26 AM
On Wednesday 12/16/09 - 1:21:06 AM Carmella wrote:
I was totally joking. I love my husband and I was trying, and failing, to be humorous. I thought it was obvious.

It is obvious

it's as obvious as... well I thought something up, but I'm just PM it
Wednesday 12/16/09 - 2:27:04 AM
On Wednesday 12/16/09 - 12:31:00 AM Cindy_ wrote:
Useless! hahaha "Oh, right, you expect me to swallow that cheap crap??"


hey, im jizzing Cristal
Wednesday 12/16/09 - 2:28:23 AM
my sperm is priceless.
Wednesday 12/16/09 - 4:44:02 AM
I got $60, but I could never see myself doing that.
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