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Mathematicians Claim Jessica Alba Has Perfect Body

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Mathematicians Claim Jessica Alba Has Perfect Body
Apparently, she has the ideal hip to waist ratio.
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Tuesday 9/4/07 - 1:02:00 AM
Apparently, she has the ideal hip to waist ratio.
Tuesday 9/4/07 - 2:18:57 AM
Wow, i just thought she was hott. Since when does science have to do with hott chicks? Maybe i should study more...
Tuesday 9/4/07 - 2:18:57 AM
Perfect? I think what is considered "perfect" varies from person to person.
Tuesday 9/4/07 - 2:19:36 AM
I already thought she was perfect >.>
Tuesday 9/4/07 - 2:23:36 AM
We didn't need a bunch of math nerds to tell us that..
Tuesday 9/4/07 - 2:25:20 AM
Of course there are going to be men with differing tastes but the dimensions for ideal female for most men can be mathematically calculated. What man is gonna deny that he would like to get in bed with Jessica Alba, no man, no man.
Tuesday 9/4/07 - 2:38:30 AM
Ahaha. Ok, 'nerdalert' is enough said I guess.

I wonder what formula they used though.

Tuesday 9/4/07 - 2:49:27 AM
"Cure Cancer?...nope...I study Jessica Alba."
Tuesday 9/4/07 - 2:53:30 AM
And I thought she was sexy to begin with. . .
Tuesday 9/4/07 - 2:59:48 AM
...Eh.....I don't find her very attractive...
Tuesday 9/4/07 - 3:03:51 AM
She's gorgeous, are you kidding? ^^^^^^^

Anyways, I sorta hate how much my hips sway when I walk. Wide hips + skinny waist = not cool.

But hey, whatever floats your boat.

Tuesday 9/4/07 - 3:15:04 AM
Ooooooooooookay, why is this posted on I-A-B?
Tuesday 9/4/07 - 3:24:33 AM
we dont need math to tell us jessica alba is hot. lets spend time and money to explain with math why circles are round and water is wet also.
Tuesday 9/4/07 - 3:27:44 AM
Wow, I wonder how 'perfect' I am now. Although I'd probably feel saddened when I found out my ratio was completely off.
Tuesday 9/4/07 - 3:47:39 AM
Eugh, I'm so sick of all this OMGZ!1!!! JESSICA ALBA! She's JUST another hollywood girl, nothing particularly special!

*waits for the omgz jealuzz comments*

Tuesday 9/4/07 - 3:55:15 AM
FrcknA
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
127 Posts Tuesday, September 04, 2007 2:25:21 AM
Of course there are going to be men with differing tastes but the dimensions for ideal female for most men can be mathematically calculated. What man is gonna deny that he would like to get in bed with Jessica Alba, no man, no man.


A Gay Man Maybe ??

Tuesday 9/4/07 - 4:12:45 AM
Jessica Alba could turn a gay man lesbian and then get in bed with her.
Tuesday 9/4/07 - 4:14:29 AM
You might want to read THIS
Tuesday 9/4/07 - 4:30:06 AM
congratulations you retard mathematicians, you just created at least another 1000 bulimic and/or anorexic young girls
Tuesday 9/4/07 - 5:17:35 AM
do we really need mathematicians for this?
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