Your Letters To Santa

Each one looked after with care!

Haha. Cool.

Very funny.

Was that the "Naughty" pile, "Nice" pile or "Wealthy Bastards who get whatever they want" pile?

Thats awful! what happens when kids see this!?!
And just so ya know LoaKitty, I didnt always get what I wanted, even though I am a daughter of WEALTHY person, and my parents are not bastards.

gross, but very funny

TruTexasGirl....relax, take a chill pill. loakitty was havin a joke! get in the festive spirit Girl...plus you can always look forwrd to your HUGE presents form your mega-rich Kin-folk! Sheesh....

I've never believed in santa clause, because the first thing my parents told me when i asked was: there is no santa clause, it's all make believe.
Since I never believed in it, I wasn't devestated. I just went: okay, *walks off*
Hehe~ ^^

Thought it would be funnier, but poop jokes just aren't that funny to me, they've been done too much.

"I've never believed in santa clause, because the first thing my parents told me when i asked was: there is no santa clause, it's all make believe.
Since I never believed in it, I wasn't devestated. I just went: okay, *walks off* " My parents were the same. Other parents thought they were horrible for not letting us believe in him, but my parents thought it'd be worst to lie to us.

that was pretty weak... im sure if santa was real therd be much more letters... woulda been funnier if he had a sac sitting by the craper n thats allways what he used (haha years supply) its be a lil rough tho and ahrd to flush ahahaha and holy poo halifax girl u have hte most posts i have seen like damn... u need a life lmaono not really your my idle i want that many posts... hahahaha

That's awesome. Nothing puts me in such a Christmas spirit as seeing Santa on the crapper.

ha HA HA I stop believing in santa when i caught my grand dad under the tree, i was only upset because i wanted to be the granddaughter os santa. LOL

Very funny. ha ha.

dear santa,
im tired of getting the same thing every year. i beg u to give me something brand new this year, as the special shampoo is getting expensive.
love, francesux

lol! too many cookies huh santy?

eh... I stoped believing after I wrore to H0H 0H0 for the second time, and I got the exact same reply as I did before "Mrs Clause is busy baking cookies, (etc, etc...)" I realize that had he existed, personally writing out a reply to every letter he recieves would take far too long.... but you'd think he could at least change his message a bit from year to year...

^^^ wow that was smarter than me, i learnt from friends at school... my little brother stil believes in him (age5) but the best christmas was wen he swore he had heard santa on the roof (aaaw it was actually my dad taking down presents in the loft) aaawww hes sweet

i didnt believe in him when in year 5, they made us reply to the letters all the pre-schollers wrote to father xmas in english. we had to pretend we where elves writing on behalf santa (lazy sod!) kinda ruined the whole thing for me!

uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh u guys! its only november and i still have to do christmas shopping...